Eric Berger: Can someone please explain to me why there's a delay with my parcel?
Ash Lasair: Sorry, Dr. Berger. The system shut down. Some kind of failsafe trigger. We're working on it.
Eric Berger: That parcel is extremely sensitive. I need it in Psychotronics right away.
Ash Lasair: I have a crew investigating the point of the failure on our side as we speak. ETA is probably a few hours.
Eric Berger: A few hours? Isn't there anything else you can do?
Ash Lasair: No. But, since you have some time, you could call Mr. Yu and ask him for permission to reboot the entire space station. That would fix the problem immediately.
Eric Berger: That would be ridiculous.
Ash Lasair: Well, since being ridiculous is off the table, I'm afraid you're just going to have to wait.
Eric Berger: Maybe I'll check into it myself... I've trained for microgravity.
Ash Lasair. Knock yourself out.